what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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