Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

women's rights

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Anti Joke

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