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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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