- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A gay man watches football.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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