- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What did the fish say after he

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