- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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