- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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