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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A gay man watches football.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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