- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

what are you mike bibby?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

what do you call a black guy african american

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