why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Knock knock Come in

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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