- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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