What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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