- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Granny porn!

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.