What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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i'm hard

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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