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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Womans baksetball...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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