- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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