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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

what do you call obama a dumbass

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.