Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What fires shots? A gun

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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