- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

nothing

Your mom.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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