- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Granny porn!

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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