- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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roses are red violets are indigo

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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