Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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