that wall over there ->

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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