I named my son ps2 controller

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Blacks

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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