a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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