- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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