- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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