what do you call obama a dumbass

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Granny porn!

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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