Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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