- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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