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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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