- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

an american walks out of a strip club.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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