- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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