- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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