why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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your so fat. your fat!

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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dead dibbs

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Dont read this joke

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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black people swimming

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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