Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why? Why not?

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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My children are mistakes

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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