Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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