A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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My Nan, that is all.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Misner is a twat.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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