- Anti Joke

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Women's rights.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.