- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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