Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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