- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Granny porn!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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