A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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