Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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