Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Dyslexics are teople poo

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

The chicken crossed the road.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Racial Equality

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

can you touch your toes? no

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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