Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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