- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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