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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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