- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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