Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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