- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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