- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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