- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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