- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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