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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

just in time?

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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