A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Daniel is a fag

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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