Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Daniel is a fag

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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