- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Balls

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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