- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Obama = ebola

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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