- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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