A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Daniel is a fag

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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