- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Women outside of the kitchen.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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