Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

3021 North Broadway Avenue

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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