- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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