- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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