Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Daniel is a fag

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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