- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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