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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

robin, get in the car.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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