- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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