- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Women's Rights

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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