- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

all these jokes are horrible now

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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