A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

2 black kids walk into school

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Anti Joke

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