Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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