- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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