- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

tea with milk?

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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