- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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