What did the fish say after he

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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