Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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my wife out of the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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