how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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