- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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