Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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black people

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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